Point of No Return

I hate walking by 'pointers'."

Saint Bernardino

I think my dog is part St. Bernard

Dogs Psych

I knew this would happen.

Kansas

Well, it looks like we're still in Kansas, Dorthy.

Storm Chasers

Punishment

Evil School Bus Drivers

Sub-prime time

"Doodling for Dollars ain't much of a mission statement!"

Broken Mirror

"Dad! The magic mirror is making fun of me again!"

Tied Down

If I have to wear a tie, everyone get to enjoy it.

Jack

Under-the-desk

Remember how we used to have to crawl under our desk in case of nuclear attack. I think it traumatized the architect.

Repainting

Snores-a-way

When you go to that big sleep in the sky, are you still going to snore?

Citizen Emeritus

"I prefer the term 'citizen emeritus'."

Waiting for Springtime

Bar Fly

Now that's what I call a real bar fly.

On the Slopes

1962

Humming Along

If it wasn't for these big mirrors, I couldn't see whats flopping in the road after I run over it.