Ball Room Dodge Ball

Crabby

Steroids, you can always tell.

Bus Stop

Make me glad I turned vegetarian.

Moon Dogs

I hate it when they moon me.

Choices

Maybe you could draw your beautiful wife visiting Hawaii, OR you could draw her cooking Octopus liver and garlic sprinkled with dog hair for your dinner.

San Juan Capistrano

Swallows? I thought they were UFOs, that's why I speeded up!

Alien Abduction

Now what?

Frisbee Dog

Bay-Lee loves chasing the frisbee.

Skeet or Trap?

The first visit from the little planet did not go well.

Redneck UFO's

Must be some of them illegals we keep reading about.

Grass cutters

I hired some illegal aliens to cut my grass. They said they were working their way thru the universe.

Nevermore

Impeach who?

I think your time machine set us down in Arkansas.

Joie de Vivre

I'm all out of pale horses, but 'my little pony' would give you a certain joie de vivre.

Gravy Train

If you boys didn't want gravy, you should have got on a different train.

Memory what?

I couldn't have early memory loss, I never memorized anything when Iwas little.

Donner Party

Hope they have some scraps to eat.

Share Croppers?

Casa-blank-a

In all the Gin Joints, in all the world, Ginger would show up in mine for her feeding.

Frankie who?

Rhett, I can't do anything with my hair. Frankly, my dear, I need another beer.

Wedded Bliss-ster

Never mind him just say 'I do'!

Whirly-Gigs

Yup, these are all my own design...Sigh, another whirly-gig romance, but never marriage.

Scarecrow and Pumpkins

Niles Canyon Railroad

Improv

"Ta da ! The two hump camel." "Hey, that guy ate my lunch."

Spidey

Bobblehead for president