The Old Man

When we commissioned you to paint 'The Old Man and the Sea', don't you think it would have been a good idea to read the book?

What were they smoking?

The Big Oops

Professor Orgeek begins his thesis on the origin of life and the Big Oops Theory.

Theory Week

Before it was called the Big Bang, scientiest argued over calling it The Big Ka-boom Theory.

Theory #1

I'm not sure who he is. He's been sitting there since Thanksgiving. Phooey, there goes my 'don't do anything dumb and they won't notice you' theory.

Dinner Time

Minimum Wage Jobs

This is really gonna be hell...I love my job!

Poison Ivy

Teeth of three...leave her be.

Your name is Ivy, right?

Cranberries

The Wild Cranberry Safari

No more Turkey

If we eat all the evidence, how are they going to know we did it? Yeah, eat all the evidence, heh, heh.

Working Dogs

You are a retriever, so go retrieve me a turkey. The great white Setter speaks...

The old stump

If in the next few days you get a mysterious urge to lay your head on this here stump, I'll understand.

Blonde is blonde

Sweetie, we ran out of popsicles so I froze your prostheses for you.

Turkey Dinner--Soon

If it was my last meal, I think I'd have turkey and dressing. You know, you are one sick person.

Turkey Signs

I think this 'spin' thing is getting out of hand.

Turkey Trot

Turkey Toon

Bolt out of the Blue

I always thought it was just an expression.