Morph-a-day

I don't care what your grandpa told you, we don't morph into backhoes.

Pumpkin Day

I may be laughing on the outside, but I'm crying on the inside...no wait, its the candle burning.

Insect Power

Hey Reverend, don't you think we ought to catch our lunch before we say grace?

Costume Week

Looks like Homeland Security is trying to do it on the cheap again.

Reno 911

Friends Day

Are these your cheap-skate friends I keep hearing about?

Gearing up for the frivolities

Over-the-Hump Day

Hump day always creeps me out.

Dog Think

I wish I had been adopted by a butcher.

Bottom Feeders

Light the Night

Lucky Hit. Lets see if you can do it again...It's safe here, lightning never strikes twice in the same spot.

Fuller Brush

Robo-toon

I invented the Roller Ball Robot...mostly it just falls over.

Instruction Books

It says here 'the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach.'

Rock, rock, rock

Before paper and sissors were invented, they played: rock, rock, rock.

October Parades

The have a parade for everybody...

Evening Shift

It was a dark and stormy night.

It was my shift to glare at the weather.

It wasn't much, but it was a living.

Dating Ventriquist

Hi, I just finished my act. Would you like to go to dinner. Dummy: Look out, he's 40 years old, lives with his mother. I smell p-s-y-c-h-o all over him.

Ancient Jokes

Looks like the old Trojan Horse Manure trick.

Friends for 50 years

Columbus Who? Day.

Someday, this will be the 'good old days'.

Friday Night Fights

Job Description

What do we do now? Nothing, you haven't seen the word 'guard' in our job description.

Duck Stamp

I remember when all you had to worry about was buck-shot.

Worm Business

Cargo

Hey, good news fellows, he's fixing us something to eat.