Shoe People

There oughta be a law against these monster homes.

Exit Strategy

Mi Casa, Su Casa.

Hunt and Peck

She's a good secretary, but her typing is still 'hunt & peck'.

Court Business

I saw, sesquipedalian, semi-sapient bozos verbosaly singing the tutti-fruitti. I just said that to wake up the court recorder. Want to hear it again?

Homework

Pssst Kid, you got any homework you need chewed up?...Yeah, chewed real good.

Wolf Stories

"The Boy that Cried...sheep, no. Goat, no. Bad-dog!" I think I'm getting close.

Oculist

It's one block that way, but don't, heh, heh, heh, blink or you'll miss it.

Culling the Cults

Go to the light!

Dog Humor

I told you this was more fun than chasing cars. Did you see the fat guy choke on his donut?

Rainy Droplets

Remember kids, always take the path of least resistance and you won't have any problems.

Lassie Come Home

They still looking for that guy? He'd have to be 60 by now.

Right-of-Way

You Bozo! I had the right-of-way....Tie goes to the runner, heh, heh, heh.

Alphabet Soup

This here is the P trap...What happens to the rest of the alphabet?

Full Moon Rising

Other Dummies

Seymore, it's lonely at the top...dummies believe whatever the rich tell them.

Einstein Dummies

How come we only play with one card each? You see any Einsteins here?

Jealous Neighbors

Mom, are we just a bunch of dummies. Honey, don't listen to the neighbors, they are just jealous.

Sunday Drives

Every Sunday we go for a drive, and every Sunday you crash the car. Eerie, isn't it?

Shark World

They are selling like hot cakes...to lawyers.

Space Cadets

Modern Art

We waited in line 2 hours to see this ! Boy: They say if you stare at it long enough, you'll puke. Cool!

Back-to-work

Tensions seem to be running high these days...maybe its your jokes.