Cold Duck

I think my dog has a cold.

Airplane Research

Find out who hired him, then fire both of them.

Blind Side

You ever go on a blind date? Har, har, har. Dog, Can I bite him now?

Cold August Nights

How do I say 'ho, ho, ho' without a tongue?

Mecc-ikea

Mecca? No. Ikea. No idea what?

Culvert Experience

If you stare into the tunnel, it's like a near death experience, without going thru an operation.

Puppet

He is not a loser !

The Funeral Planner

You or the misses will be laying here, of course, and over there...

Donut on a String

Aw forget it. Its the old donut on a string trick.

My First Dog

Mirages

Friday Plans

Hey, its Friday again. Any plans for the weekend?

Restore This

When can you have it ready ?

Cartoon Off-sets

I can draw all the bad cartoons I want because I purchased cartoon off-sets.

The Nile Cafe

St. Ives

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Each wife had seven sacks...doesn't look happy, does he?

The Hill

Elbow Power

OK wise guy, lets see you paint.

Back-yard-work

Smoothing out the lumps for the grader.

Shock-n-aah

Yes, it is a shock absorber. It gives me a spring in my step.

A Parade

I come to the Parade, just to support our Disabled Vets. I wonder when they are going to show up?

Un-clogger

You call about a clogged toilet?

Hair-less

Lady Bug, Lady Bug

I don't care who he is, he's the one that set my house on fire.

Mutter, Putter, Sputter...MPs

Well, there's mutter, putter and sputter.