For Certain

I'd like to stay and help, but you know what they say about death and taxes.

Golden Years continue

Cory Haas loves Sherlock.

"I feel a retch coming on."

Spider Man, the Golden Years

I used to could do this all night long...Just eat your mush

Duke

Looks pretty good for 100.

Kids

Kids love the Cartoon Studio... or maybe the candy...

Dog Days

"If you want the dogs to go outside, just take off your shoes."

Dog & Pony Show

"I've either been horseing around to much, or gone to the dogs."

Dog Nap

"You promised, blah, blah, blah....What ever happend to 'let a sleeping dog lie?'"

Doggie Bags

"All I'm saying guys is, have any of you ever seen this phantom 'doggie bag'?

Dog World

"Today we are going to discuss: Should a barking dog ever bite?"

Laughing Gas

"I'm sorry if they kept passing gas and laughing, but they can't ride in the back."

Vet's Office...somewhere

"There is a nut on the phone that wants to know if we have any dead horses he can beat !"

Free Hand-Baskets

"Its for my husband." "How do you compete with the devil?"

Nothings New

Noise? I just put a quarter in the i-pod !

Hairy Potter

We're spending your Social Security money !

Sat in a Corner

Mr. Jack Horner is paying us a lot of money to build him a house with no corners, so whoever keeps making fun of his purple thumb, knock it off!

Edge of Night

"He considers that as 'living on the edge.'"

Bad humor...Good humor

"Do I look like the Good Humor Man?"

Duck Tape

"Watson, I sense and evil mind at work. Someone has used duck tape on a goose."

Acts of God

Visitors from Kerman, CA

Cinco-de-Mustard

"This year its going to be cinco de Mustard, all the way."

Gabby Hayes

"Gabby Hayes was my favorite cowboy when I was a kid." "Did you know you were going to look like him?"

Latter, Ladder

"No I'm not going to climb the latter. I'm going to lay down next to it and eliminate the falling part."