Another deep thought

"Now what?"

Guest Cartoonist and other

The Babblers

"There's the original babblers !"

You never know

"I never know if they are making fun or showing respect...or begging..."

Free Oxen

"Have you tried 'oly-oly oxen free'?

Original Fakes

"What makes you think this isn't the real Mona Lisa?"

Dodie Rosekrans

"Why does Dodie want to see us?"

Wheezers

"I hear they are making a comeback. They are marketing it to old folks and calling it the 'wheezer'."

Cheap John

"I pay these guys a dollar an hour for good jokes and all they come up with are 'cheap john' jokes."

Emperors

"If we are all Emperors, whose the boss?"

St. Particks Day Eve

"St. Patricks Day is tomorrow, so it must be just another day in Niles."

Cruising and Surfing

"Honest! We weren't cruising, we're lost."

Sleep On

"Oh good, I've discovered the Great Insomnia Cure."

Ancient Art Form

"See, I told you cartoons were the world's oldest art form!"

Syndrome Baloney

"This is so embarrassing. I think I've got floppy tongue syndrome."

Change Happens

"You leave home for a day and everything changes."

Typical Dog Day

THE EXCITEMENT NEVER ENDS

Accidents Happen

"I know you were hung, I'm looking for the innocent part."

Blinking Blinkers

"Why is it, a person can drive, eat a donut, drink coffee, smoke and talk on the phone, but can't flick the blinker switch?"

Dog Gone

Man: "Your mother sucked eggs and slept under the porch." Dogs "Why is he complimenting us?" "Don't know!"

Hollow Trees

"What? Another hollow tree? How many are they?"

Say What?

Dog Tales

"Thats the third case of 'carpal taily' this week. Wonder what cause it ?